Monday, August 22, 2011

A bowling alley installed in your head

You remember this guy.

Sometimes you have a fun breakfast with your step-mom, you walk the awesome dog, and then throw your mom a surprise 60th birthday party. La di da, family is so nice and everyone is so gosh darn supportive.

Other times your 19 year-old niece tells your mother to fuck off via Facebook.


  1. HAH, wow. Someone needs to wash her mouth out with some soap.

  2. ouch. perhaps the awesome dog needs another walk??

  3. OMG!

    And as to what Pirate said? TOTALLY.

  4. ... I won't conceal the fact that I use naughty language. I'd like to think I don't use it AT other people. Needed to clarify, as I felt like a big old hippo in a crate.

  5. @BIP: It took me a moment to get the hippo in a crate thing. But, no. You were spot on. I love the F word as much as (more than?) the next person, but even I know that it is not okay to tell your grandmother to fuck off (and worse). Particularly when there is no reason and you don't know your ass from your elbow...but I digress. You are not a hippo in a crate.