If anyone has a soda-delivery business, now would be the time to tell me about it. D$ had to go in to work and if I'm lucky he'll bring some sort of refreshing carbonated beverage home (thank god he just got saddlebags for the motorcycle).
I have lots to talk about but right now I am still squeezing the beer out of my brain-cockles. For now, check out these two things that made my morning slightly-less excruciating (when I could lift my head to look at them, that is).
This pretty much summed up my internet insecurities in a nutshell (right down to the SVU reruns).
Rich always knows how to please me with the ridiculous pop-culture mash-ups. This video of people doing things wrong on infomercials is no exception.
Note: in my preview the font appears to be a different color than normal...but I have no idea why and can NOT handle trying to figure that out right now. Maybe it is the laptop I am working on? I'm not sure if I ever posted from here. Welp, we'll see if it looks normal when I push "Publish Post." It will be a fun and useless surprise, like finding a Canadian dollar.