D$ (after a few minutes of silence): Sorry, I'm making wiring diagrams in my head.
D$: I think I need more speaker wire.
Me: There is no possible way you need more speaker wire. You have a box of speaker wire.
D$: You don't even know what you are talking about.
Later: I'm headed to Victoria's Secret to buy new bras for the first time in practially two years.
Me: The thing is, I can't go and try on bras with a cup of coffee in my hand.
D$: You try them on?
D$: Oh. I thought it was just like...measurements.