Monday, September 27, 2010

Meet Uncle Fester





Name: Uncle Fester

Genesis of name:
  1. Immediately shat on self upon arrival at the MWK household (see "skills," below)
  2. Is fatter of the two cats
  3. Would probably look good with a bald head


Skills: Standing on one leg to poop:



Enjoys:
  1. Laser light shows
  2. Getting on highest apparatus in room and staring creepily into space
  3. Women's hair products


Perversion of choice:




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9 comments:

  1. LaurenSeptember 27, 2010 at 9:16 AM

    This video is almost making me regret the request for more kittens on the blog. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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  2. wool and miscSeptember 27, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    great bio/name!

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  3. ALPSeptember 27, 2010 at 9:05 PM

    @Lauren: oh no! Why? Because it is so creepy? Sad...
    @Wool and Misc: Thanks!

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  4. blind irish pirateSeptember 28, 2010 at 1:45 AM

    Do we get to know the origin of Uncle Fester's name?

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  5. ALPSeptember 28, 2010 at 5:38 AM

    @blind irish pirate: the two boys are brothers and we named them after the Addams Brothers from The Addams Family movies (which are some of my favorite movies ever). I suggested it as a joke and we said "we can't name a cat Uncle Fester!" but then none of the other names we came up with stuck and Uncle Fester and Gomez they became.

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  6. LaurenSeptember 28, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    @MWK- no worries, it weirds me out in the best possible way ;) Your cat bios make me think that my cat is totally lame!

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  7. elleSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    Uncle Fester WINS.

    Also, he and Illa were totally meant to be together. That whole shitting on self/standing on one leg to use the litter tray business? The same! They even look similar.

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  8. ALPSeptember 28, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    @agirl: seriously, another cat DOES THAT? that is amazing. We should arrange a playdate.

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  9. TNovember 10, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    bahahaah LOVE! one leg! bahahah!

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