For the love of all that is Holy, do not go see Mark Wahlberg movies when you are at the height of your lonely-wife horniness.
|It hurts me, the lust|
Sure, The Fighter is a good movie, but I'd watch a half-naked Mark Wahlberg read the dictionary and still need a cold shower afterwards.
P.S. Mark, if you're reading: I know you're married and all, but - I'm just gonna throw this out there - my bed is empty for the next two weeks.You're in my top 5 so I wouldn't even get in trouble. Call me. Wear your fireman boots from I Heart Huckabees.