Thursday, January 20, 2011

Rules for being Home Alone, Part 3



For the love of all that is Holy, do not go see Mark Wahlberg movies when you are at the height of your lonely-wife horniness. 


It hurts me, the lust

Sure, The Fighter is a good movie, but I'd watch a half-naked Mark Wahlberg read the dictionary and still need a cold shower afterwards.

P.S. Mark, if you're reading: I know you're married and all, but - I'm just gonna throw this out there - my bed is empty for the next two weeks.You're in my top 5 so I wouldn't even get in trouble. Call me. Wear your fireman boots from I Heart Huckabees.



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9 comments:

  1. ShannonJanuary 21, 2011 at 5:51 AM

    lol - You get a top 5 free pass? I only get one free pass - Ryan Reynolds.

    Lucky.

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  2. Love-it-or-leav-itJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    MAY I JUST SAY that Mark Wahlberg is the hottest thing on the PLANET. And I have always thought this and will always think it. Most people know that I think this which made for some ackwardness recently when some friends asked J-Dogg and I if we wanted to see Fighter and I responded "HELL YES WE DO. You KNOW I love Mark Wahlberg." Nonetheless...he is SO HOT.

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  3. blind irish pirateJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    My free pass is Harrison Ford in the days of Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Oh my goodness, be still my crooning ovaries.

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  4. ALPJanuary 21, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    Hells yea I get five! Mark Wahlberg, Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Brandon Roy (basketball player) and the five one depends on my mood. Usually it is the guy who plays Stringer Bell on The Wire. Mark Wahlberg is currently in the # 1 spot, however. How has he been so hot for so long? HOWW??

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  5. TJanuary 22, 2011 at 6:24 AM

    funny everyone loves Ryan Renolds....he seems too manicured for me - - those eyebrows etc....

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  6. blind irish pirateJanuary 23, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Anyone have an opinion on the fact that Bradley Cooper only half manscapes? Instead of waxing it all off, he only takes a little? Is that not weird to anyone else? Go hairy or go home, that's what I say.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Umm...MWK? I don;t know who Brandon Roy is, but if you substitute Shemar Moore (from Criminal Minds), you and I have the same Top 5. I heart Matt Damon and would faint if Stringer Bell showed up on my doorstep. *sigh*

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  8. ALPJanuary 23, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    @Blind Irish Pirate: Why do you know that? I think bradley cooper is skeezy in general, so that only adds to my distate for him.
    @Jessica: Do you mean the guy who used to be on The Young and the Restless? I think he used to be Malcom? That is HILARIOUS. That guy doesn't do it for me, but that could be because he was too cheesy on TYATR. Other than that: we clearly have impeccable taste.

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  9. wool and miscJanuary 24, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    hahahhaa, good to know. i won't see that til R gets home.

    boston accents get me. i can't even watch the departed AT ALL.

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