Meet Gomez

Name: Gomez

Genesis of Name:

1. Wears dapper suit
2. Loves ladies' laps
3. Did not shit on self immediately upon arrival at MWK household; was therefore erroneously thought to be handsomer of two cats

Skills:

1. Spot-on impression of Cindy Crawford if Cindy Crawford were a wet rat

Enjoys:

1. Empty paper bags/boxes/suitcases/drawers/tupperware containers
2. Endlessly yowling for no reason (preferably in the middle of the night)

Perversion of Choice: